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on January 23, 2005 5:19 PM | Permalink | Comments (2) | TrackBacks (2)

Three Jimmy Dean employees talk about Jimmy Dean breakfasts.

Employee 1: "Jimmy Dean omelets are made from real eggs, 'cause that's how you make an omelet." Employee 2: "You can take a Jimmy Dean wrap anywhere, except places they don't allow Jimmy Dean wraps, and that's no-where you want to be."

Here's where it gets really disgustingly unfortunate.

Employee 3: "The eggs come from real chickens, the cheese comes from real cows, and the sausage comes from Jimmy Dean."

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on January 3, 2005 12:12 AM | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

I've turned off comments. After getting a ratio of 80+ spam comments to 1 read comment, I decided that it just wasn't worth it. I'm going to change the format of this site after I get done with some design projects, anyway, and if I come up with a satisfactory way to reenable the comments, I might. Trackbacks and pingbacks remain enabled.

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