Incredible phenomena will occur

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My lab manual for the course I'm taking on climate and waters (Philip Suckling's Studies in Weather and Climate) on tornados rated F5 on the Fujita Tornado Scale:

F5: 261-318 mph Incredible Tornado. Incredible damage: Strong frame houses lifted off foundations and carried considerable distance to disintegrate; automobile-sized missiles fly through the air in excess of 300 ft (100 m); trees debarked; incredible phenomena will occur.

Editorial comment: Needs more exclamation points. :)

Edit: Fine. Because you all have no imaginations, this is what was in my head:

INCREDIBLE TORNADO! INCREDIBLE DAMAGEZ!!! STRONG FRAME HOUSES NO LONGER IN KANSAS TOTO!!!!1!1! SERIOSLY WERE TALKING LIKE CAR-SIZED SHIT FLYING AT YOU!!!!! TREES DEBARKED! THEY CAN NO LONGER BARK PPL!!! INCREDIBLE PHENOMENA WILL OCCUR!!!! POSSIBLY PSYCHICS!!!! ONLY $39.95!!!!!

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What sort of incredible phenomena are we talking about here?

Doo doo do do doo

F5 - The Finger of God! Well, at least that is what one of the dudes in the movie "Twister" called it :-)

Tornadoes have always fascinated me.

The largest moving object that a person will likely ever see.

The most destructive wind on Earth.

An F5 is almost - almost - inconceivable.

And the May 3, 1999 tornado that ripped a SW-NE line through Oklahoma is believed to have topped 318 mph briefly - making it, technically, an F6.

I think.

Damn, but I love twisters.

Can you tell?

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